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A Collection of Concrete Inspiration Courtesy of My Mom: AKA The Best Quotes Ever

And before you go thinking I’ve forgotten myself, please know that I’m still the queen of sarcasm and get a royal kick out of a good mansplaining joke. But some days require an extra cup of coffee and the presence of some outside perspective. And for that, I hope the below will help you just as much as they did me.

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Single, Sweaty, and Smiling: My New Hamburg Lockdown Lesson

Would anyone be interested? Would I be inundated with messages from creepy old men? (Sorry, but this is seriously a thing.) Or could it actually… work? Would I actually find someone who was interested in hauling our spandex-clad tushies further and further each week, until we could successfully run what sounds like an impossible distance?

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My Honest Zalon By Zalando Review

I was immediately drawn to click on this ad. And after answering a few questions about my style, budget, and physical appearance, I was on my way to being matched with a stylist! It’s like Bumble, but for clothes, and it’s safe to say my excitement was through the roof! How fun! This feels like the perzonalized, styling attention that famous people get, but, like… for normal people!

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