A few weeks ago, I resigned from my swiping duties so I will cross my fingers that I never have to answer this question again. Because I just… have no idea how.
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Having exhausted the options of trying to nicely ask these smelly boys to move, I took matters into my own hands. I didn’t have time for this shit. I wanted to play kickball. And they were in my way.
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in full disclosure, I’m still not really sure how to do this, but we’re going to try. Why? Because y’all voted for it, but also because dating is something I have strong feelings about.
I love dates.
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And in this moment, as I passed the storefront of my favorite bakery in Hamburg, I realized I’m not the rebounding, eight-week serial dater version of Emily that I once was in New York.
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